Heh!

Someone finally took my advice on what comics to get... namely Fathom, Aria, Tomb Raider, & Witchblade.

Rick says:
wow.......aspen just opened up a can of whoop ass o.O;

Hmm

I got this from Glenn this being the Gender Genie. It can supposedly determine your gender from what you write.... riiiiight.

I typed in:

Last night as I cruised the streets, I was pulled over by a CHP officer. *not true.*

*drumroll* The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: Male!

So I tried it again: Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dream about mashed potatoes.

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: Female!

Another Question

Gustiso*****: do you really want to see him crawl?
Gustiso*****: HEY!
MsBHaven76: always
Gustiso*****: we should take a poll......and ask if crawling is considered chivalrous...
Gustiso*****: YA!
MsBHaven76: we can do an informal poll... or a real life poll where people vote
Gustiso*****: yah! it'll be like a real vote where it won't matter what people vote cuz I'll have the final say and be right anyway!
Gustiso*****: good idea
MsBHaven76: hahaha

and on that note jessica wants to know if a man crawls at a woman's request is that chilvarous?

My Back

Jessica's comment on... my... erm... lack of wanting a chilvarous man.

Perhaps we should ship you off and get you together with an Englishman. Maybe Mike has a friend you could see. Maybe you'll see what you are missing out on. MAYBE you'll come back expecting more. (or maybe you'll stay because you cannot live without that respect!) Remind me to keep my eye open for internet travel specials.

Gustison******: he should have brought a smaller broom and larger panties

Kissing Jessica Stein

I just watched "Kissing Jessica Stein" cool movie... but the best part is the soundtrack. Blossom Dearie, Diana Krall, Sarah Vaughn, Billie Holliday!! On one CD!!

update: apparently some people are bitter that not all the songs from the movie aren't on the soundtrack... in case you're interested as well... imdb.com has a complete list of all the songs used in the movie.

The Very First Time

Like a virgin.... writhing on stage? the kiss was so the old madonna... and missy was great!

I LOVE CHRIS ROCK!

Hmm Coldplay doesn't have any DVDs on Amazon.com and they don't have any of their own listed on Amazon.co.uk but they are part of a compilation DVD The Brit Awards 2001 - DVD of the Year. Thank gawd for non-region encoded DVD players.

update: for the record the guy with the flower/heart shaped glasses sitting next to snoop dogg is a real life pimp. he's on a documentary somewhere... i'll find it. and the 5 guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" were in the audience. i love ms. ambrose, her style, everything... but why did missy bring her on stage?

update: what was up with beyonce's hair? i swear she's channeling in the spirits of singers past - some tina turner-like backup singer.

and for those non-california residents... ben stiller mentioned cruz bustamante. cruz bustamante lives in my neck of the woods and he's currently the lieutenant governor of the state. he's running for governor. *damn recall* i don't think he's going to get it... not when everyone finds out that his driver sits in front of his house with the car running, while reading the newspaper. *i'm sure he has an environment thing somewhere in his schtick*

the oddest pairing since busta rhymes & martha stewart? lil john, hilary duff, and jason biggs.

anyone notice on chris martin's piano the "make trade fair" statement? i'll have you know starbucks is a fair trade company.

madonna's costume jacket - BOO-YOOT-T-FULL! i want one.

mary, did you see monique? i don't think jeri was there.

Mtn Dew For Life

I've been an addict since I was 13.

Personal Business Bitching

I have my own bitch-ass manager here.... she almost found my fist in her mouth earlier today. :angry She's very rude, and has the audacity to tell certain employees they can't speak their native language, while others can. WTF!? That's called discrimination you stupid twat!

The state of California is totally for having recall elections but not discrimination. Especially not in the work place. Last time I bitched about a manager to another franchise owner right after I quit at a certain store, the owner of that store showed up later that week gave everyone their paychecks, and shut the store down. *I'm sorry about that Reema* That store was closed for a whole year and half until someone else bought it. I'm not the bitch to be fucked with.</personal business bitching>

I keep reminding myself that it's only temporary `cause I got things to do... things that take money... things that are going to get done within the next year... LaHonda, Team D, Baby B, the trip... the list goes on. It's only temporary Sheila.

Damn I missed Maroon 5 on the Late Show.

Chivalry Continued

Chivalry conversation from last night continued...

Gustison****** (11:20:22 PM): no i mean if someone offered to and all you had to do was say yes
Gustison****** (11:20:40 PM): some nice man at the chevron station
Gustison****** (11:21:02 PM): so you wouldn't get your custom made overcoat and new leather boots all wet.....
Gustison****** (11:21:07 PM): like a gentleman should
MsBHaven76 (11:21:39 PM): i dunno
MsBHaven76 (11:21:45 PM): he prolly wants something
Gustison****** (11:21:59 PM): what does that have to do with anything?
Gustison****** (11:22:31 PM): let some man who pumps my gas try to tell me i owe him.....i'll pay up allright....it won't be the tender he's expecting
MsBHaven76 (11:22:32 PM): he prolly wants something
MsBHaven76 (11:22:40 PM): LMAO!
Gustison****** (11:22:49 PM): lol
MsBHaven76 (11:23:31 PM): tender....!!
Gustison****** (11:23:53 PM): hey it was off the top of my head
MsBHaven76 (11:24:36 PM): i'm not a deranged femi-nazi but i can do my own stuff
Gustison****** (11:24:55 PM): we all are ABLE
Gustison****** (11:25:12 PM): you can bake your own chocolate cake but you still appreciate it when i bake it for you
MsBHaven76 (11:25:26 PM): yes that's very true.
Gustison****** (11:25:34 PM): same thing here
MsBHaven76 (11:25:41 PM): but you make yours from scratch... and use good chocolate
MsBHaven76 (11:25:46 PM): i make mine from a box
MsBHaven76 (11:25:55 PM): besides Katie says I can
Gustison****** (11:26:00 PM): i can pump my own gas, carry my own umbrella....but i appreciate the help
Gustison****** (11:26:09 PM): f*** katie

CHIVALRY IS OFFICIALLY DEAD

Chivalry is dead for Sheila. D-E-A-D. What a shame....more for me.

Call of the Wild

as we spied the kitty (1) in his natural habitat, we realized he had seen us (2) (3). upon closer inspection (4)(6)(7) he was most comfortable with letting us into his space. he rolled around and even grew bored (5) with our presence. as we were leaving the wild kitty's home he spied prey (8) on the opposite side of the pool, but he once again grew bored and came out of his home/hiding place (9). The same wild kitty on his nightly hunt (10).

Is chivalry dead?

"if a guy ever opened a door up for me, i'd knock his head off."

I've been wondering about this quote....and wanted some other opinions. Why would any woman be so opposed to this gesture? Why would she respond with violence? All that I can think of is that Mr. Right hasn't come along to show her the good in this. I guess Mr. Ok hasn't been by either......

You can open my doors, pump my gas, loan me your jacket when the weather is bad, carry my shopping bags and any other chilvarous gesture you can think of and I'll walk away impressed. My sistas...these men are a dying breed.

Ha Ha Ha

MsBHaven76 (12:08:48 AM): was it that bad?
Gustiso**** (12:09:00 AM): what does that bad mean to you?
Gustiso**** (12:09:08 AM): was i uncomfortable?
Gustiso**** (12:09:11 AM): was i bored?
Gustiso**** (12:09:22 AM): was i in the midwest?
Gustiso**** (12:09:34 AM): was i staying with my in laws?
Gustiso**** (12:09:44 AM): anytime sheila...anytime

more....

MsBHaven76 (12:16:10 AM): http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/
Gustiso****(12:17:21 AM): I'm sorry but that is just wrong
Gustiso**** (12:17:29 AM): aren't there laws about how much a kitty can work?
MsBHaven76 (12:17:34 AM): LOL

still more....

Gustiso**** (12:18:01 AM): we all went in the pool tonight right before i talked to you earlier and spalding was walking all around the rocks meowing at us
Gustiso**** (12:18:14 AM): like "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU THREE BEEN?"
Gustiso**** (12:18:43 AM): like" UH HUH......I"LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU NEED RESCUING"

SWEET...!

First my YESSICA is back. YESSICA has come back from the wilds of Illinois to California. Where the shoes, happy cows, and governor candidates are in abundance. :biggrin Baby B is back as well!!

Second... Miss Alicia made me this. It's so girly...! Coot!

Okay.. I just realized how short Spike Lee is. My grandmother is taller than him, and she's not standing up straight. My grandfather is way taller than him, he's slightly bent too... my dad is taller than him. Heh... you won't find Sgt. Brown in the picture cause he's taking the picture and he's pissed cause of all the rap music. Which makes me laugh everytime I think about it.

Ah! hurt me now....

...or I'll bite you! LMAO! Victorian Sex Cry Generator!! :rofl

Tomorrow is TTT Day! The Two Towers comes out on DVD... now just 3 months until the extended DVD. woohoo!

Oh Yah

I think Jessica was referring to this.

One More Thing

I want to add to that . When I worked Roundtable Pizza oh so long ago... I would have to hear these friggin cows talk about how they'd wanted to lose weight while at the same time they're putting half a gallon of friggin ranch dressing on their very healthy salad.

AND I do believe Britney Spears during a tour prolly dances maybe 10 to 15 hours a day maybe... so with all the dancing and working out she's earned her body. She's an entertainer so she has that kind of time.

And the Moon Man Goes To...

Okay... if the show was shot in LA that means it was shot Saturday and it's not a live broadcast... but if it's in New York it's live.

my picks -

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY IN A VIDEO - JERI SLAUGHTER for CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S "DIRTY"

Gawd last time I saw Jeri I was working at Borders.

best video of the year - missy elliott "work it"
best female video - miss elliott "work it" or christina aguilera's "dirty" *cause jeri choreographed it and his sister monique * both fellow sactown residents* are in it*
best group video - the donnas "take it off"
best rap video - ludacris with mystikal & i-20 "move bitch"
best r&b video - BLEH!
bet hip-hop video - missy elliott for "work it"
best dance video - mya "my love is like...wo!"
best rock video - n/a
best pop video - christina's "dirrrty" or justin timberlake's "cry me a river"
best new artist - 50 cent
bet video from a film - LAST YEAR'S PICK QUARASHI "STICK EM UP"

The Baebes Are Back!

Mediaeval Baebes have a new one: Mistletoe & Wine coming out... November 4th!!

Strippers in Medieval Ages

Chain Mail Bikini with G-String Back & Crystalweave g-string - From Kin who doesn't work hard enough

"baby, i may have been a prostitute, but never nobody's ho." - carol

All A Girl Needs...

... in life: chocolate, coffee, shoes, music, & movies.

Streeeeeetch

earlier today:
elliott: you're in a stretch limo, happy?
me: if team d was sponsored, i'd be happy.
elliott: *silence*
me: if my story were in development, i'd be fucking excited.
elliott: *silence*
me: but this is cool.
elliott: just checking.

picture inside said limo

English Gentlmen Do Not Beg

OMG...!!!! For the "Peter Pan" trailer Coldplay's "Clocks" is being used. AND Jason Isaacs is not only playing Captain Hook, he's also Mr. Darling.

damn the washlet! forget the washlet!! screw the washlet!!!

American women don't beg either.

No More Magic

I guess I should keep my dayjob... NBC just did their preview of their new & returning shows for this fall. And not a one of them fall into the sci-fi/fantasy category. NOT A ONE.

All Related

:sunny

Yesterday Mari was supposed to shoot some 49er football players, I think Jeff Garcia was one of them, but they cancelled due to today's game. Now my father and a neighbor went to today's game. Elliott normally goes with my Dad to 49er games... but today he had to work. *deep down I know my Dad was rooting for his hometown team the New Orleans Saints*

In some related news my brother found out that one of his friends he was stationed with at Andrews was killed in the line of duty. Fucking bullshit.

R I A A pt2

In reference to an earlier post on the RIAA I found this site: Generation 77 from someone's signature on the Movabletype Forums.

My questions of how still aren't being answered.

No Punk Is He

Woohoo! I just saw Sam Jackson on yesterday's "106&Park" and he says that he told George Lucas to not let his character go out like a punk. He also went on to say that he just completed filming his big *or only* fight scene where I think he dies with all the other Jedi. Arrgh how many days is that....? According to Tracy's counter on her Darth Maul site 641 days! tick tock, tick tock.

Update: I finally uploaded the story weather video.

I wonder

Mr. Jarvis, is filming being done near you? It says something about North Yorkshire... is that the same Yorkshire you reside in?

Bored...

We won't be going again. Where? To the highland games. OMG the fun! There were brawny men in kilts, dancing, live music, Diana Gabaldon & other authors were there. Mari being the brazen girl she is took a picture with a sweaty contender from the games. I need to find those pictures...

To those people searching for the Harry Potter POA (Prisoner of Azkaban) Trailer - I don't know. Though my bets are running on it being run during the "Cat in the Hat" previews in Novmeber. Just a guess.

But if you want to see something really funny check out Viking Kittens.

Night.

More Movies

:rain it was raining today... hardcore middle of winter let's go snowboarding in tahoe raining. thunder & lightning. i made a video that i'll upload later.

i added some more must see movies to the sidebar... "once upon a time in mexico." robert rodriguez rocks...woo! this one stars antonio banderas, salma hayek, & johnny depp. johnny depp? weird but true. "the rundown" has dwayne johnson aka the rock. tom cruise in "the last samurai" looks like some nice winter movie eyecandy. lion's gate films hasn't given "the girl with a pearl earring" a website yet... but the book site is up. so many movies...

A Memory to Share

Okay they just covered the "Joy of Sex" book on VH1's "I Love the 70s"... and one of the guys just asked to borrow the book. That in turn reminded me of a guy that worked at Borders as a temp. Note: When you were an employee of Borders Books & Music then you could check books out, just like a library. I don't know if it's still like that now. Anyway this guy, weird guy too, asked to check out "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Amazing Sex." Everyone there was like "Dude, don't bring it back used we have to shelve that."

Schoolhouse Rock!! I mostly remember SR from the 80s. Did you know that the great jazz singer Blossom Dearie did some of the songs for Schoolhouse Rock? Now I have to break out my SR lunchbox and cds... "I'm a just a bill...."

"The Zoom" kids thing is a little too old for me... OWL TV and Vegetable Soup are more my speed.

Off to go ask my dad if he has leisure suits hidden in his closets.

Shake Your Groove Thang

Hal Sparks on leisure suits - "Of course if anyone smoked near you, you'd go up like a tinderbox." Hahaha!!

They're doing my year on Thursday night. Sweet!

Question...

...and you have to be honest... how many times when describing a person do you use their race/ethnic makeup? "This black girl...." "This white guy...." "This Asian chick...." "An Indian guy..." I honestly don't think I do it... when I worked at Borders I used to call the mothers that came into the store for storytime the Gap mommies. *Some of the guys used to call them milfs... * I don't think you can infer from that if they were white, black, asian, or hispanic. It was a pretty mixed group anyway... but they all acted the same. Absolutely obnoxious. *not all of them but enough* I wonder if other people do that... like if they were refering to me in a conversation do they say, "That black girl...." or is it "You know Sheila? The crazy girl that almost kicked your ass?"

I want the guy from Verizon Wireless' commercials residual checks. Though I'd take Shelby's in heartbeat.

More Music

Actually this is part of a flash project I'm working on.

Hastily thrown together.... :blush

Iron Woman

Due to low iron again.... I couldn't donate blood again. BUT.... I did get a coupon for a free handpacked pint of ice cream from Baskin Robbins. That almost makes up for the finger prick.

Another Quiz

Which Celtic Goddess Are You? going on a limb here before I take it... Morrigan. I'm so psychic at times...

The Morrigu (or Morrigan) was a Celtic War Goddess who delighted in setting men at war. She fought in battles herself, and at times hovered like a crow over the warring men. She was represented as fully armed, carrying two spears in her hand, and wherever there was war, she was there. Her battle cry is said to be louder than that of a thousand men. You are spiteful, cruel, and dark. But those who befiend you are on your good side for life.

Speaking of knocking a man off his feet and onto his ass.... look at what I found earleir today when cleaning out my closet. I think this fall I might take up kickboxing again or karate.... it's been so long. I could always do something new like fencing... Nothing I like better than knowing I can knock a man out if he opens my door.

More...

3 more domains... I NEED 3 more... NEED.

Heh... I was just hired at "this one place." I never been hired right on the spot before. Strange.... maybe it was the see-through Chloe type shirt I wore.... or the pants with the ass cutout... or it could have been the come hither whore-like looks I kept giving my interviewer. Hmmm....?

Oh girrrrl!

From the "The Queens of Comedy" - none of this is word for word but pretty close.

Mo'nique: "Black women don't a give a fuck. *actually women in general* 'Girl, how's that job?' 'Girl, fuck that job.'

:rofl Best advice I ever heard.

2 Golden Menus

Product placement is distracting. The great ones that stick with you don't have it. Like "Leon - The Professional" doesn't have, and if it does I didn't notice. "The Fifth Element" did have it... the futuristic McDonald's has it. I know "Charlie's Angels 2" had it... with the best iced tea on the planet... Coke's Nestea and with Sony. Alex & Dylan are helping Natalie move in with Pete... and Alex is holding a TV that has SONY really big on the back, you can't miss that one. In "2 Fast 2 Furious" you can't miss the Sobe, Pepsi... and Snap-On Tools.

I think the first "Tomb Raider" had it... someone correct me if I'm wrong. I know that the "Cradle of Life" has product placement - I haven't even seen the movie yet. Jeep Wrangler AND Panasonic!

Photographer Mari says that if you think you want the SV-AV30 camera from Panasonic... don't get it. shitty, shitty camera. You can't zoom when making your movies... plus you need a decent memory card to make a movie. Ack.... just look at those specs.

You can make videos, play mp3s, camera.... *i have the Kodak MC3 - you can make movies, play mp3s, & take still phots - NO ZOOM - it's almost worthless, almost!* UGH! For the price tag.. you can get yourself a decent digital camcorder and digital camera.

THANKS TO MIKE FOR SENDING ME "MENTAL FLOSS." That magazine is so friggin funny!! *notice the lack of swearing, i've been trying really hard*

Bachelor Pad

:sunny

things you can find in a young man's apartment.... alcohol & cars.

1) '97 mazda rx7 (model of the car vin *sexy voice* diesel drove in the fast & the furious)

2) '02 dodge viper gts r & '96 dodge viper gts

3) '02 ferrari 550

4) '00 ford svt mustang cobra r & '02 ford wwrc focus

5) '68 ford mustang gt 350 & '68 ford mustang gt 500

6) corona...!! i have no idea why they have miller or bud... whatever.

7) grey goose, smirnoff, parrot bay...!! i wonder if they were having a party amongst themselves?

Randomness 3

My father and I were talking... and sometimes when joking around he does the sign of the cross... my family is Catholic. *Actually they're part-time, they only go to mass and such at Christmas Eve & at Easter* People get weirded out that my father knows Latin. Not very many black folks out this way are Catholic let alone know Latin. Pretty funny if you ask me....

I know Latin too... a lot of good it's done me. What a waste... more useless shit I know. What I think is really funny is that I thought I would do something with said knowledge after highschool so I bought a Latin phrase book... I never opened or used it... not even to reference. Useless, pointless...!!

FYI2: Just because someone has Momo car accessories in their car - do not ask them what's under the hood. I will key your eyes out. None of your DAMN business and I'm not going to race you idiot. My motto: FAST GIRLS RIDE HARD.... in designated areas you jackass. :angry

Off to watch Tombraider... again, then Fifth Element again.... :smile

More Randomness

So yesterday after running some errands, I come home and on the porch is a package from Mike!! Woohoo!! He sent me back my copy of "Gormenghast" and he sent some comic previews AND he sent me more copies of:

Batgirl: Year One, Batgirl, Batman, Mystique, Birds of Prey, and Fallen Angel. Some nice loot!! Batgirl: Year One was okay.... I read the other Batgirls and I take it that Cassandra is the same Cassandra from Greg Rucka's "No Mans Land" series and book? I prefer the "Birds of Prey" tv show take on that whole situation.

That other picture is of a Iced Venti Tuxedo Mocha & a liter of Mtn Dew. My first bits of caffiene in over a week. They were calling my name... saying Sheila, Sheila! Buy us!! Drink us!! I couldn't very well tell them no.

FYI: Mervyn Peake the man that wrote the "Gormenghast" novels was friends with J.R.R. Tolkien... and Christopher Lee "Saruman The White" plays Flay. Yah yah and big lipped boy Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is in it, too. He plays Steerpike.

Random Stuff

Seeing those pics of Spalding made me think of Pepper. I really do miss that cat. I have plenty to help remember him... pictures, a clawed up leather chair, and his Happy Mews Petco stuffed kitty.

Y M C A

Heung*** (07:50:58 PM): DANCE!
MsBHaven*** (07:51:02 PM): dance...?
MsBHaven*** (07:51:06 PM): why?
Heung*** (07:51:07 PM): :D-\-<
Heung*** (07:51:14 PM): :D-|-<
Heung*** (07:51:22 PM): :D-/-<
MsBHaven*** (07:51:47 PM): oh my gawd
MsBHaven*** (07:51:52 PM): stick figure dancibng
Heung*** (07:51:59 PM): hee
MsBHaven*** (07:55:49 PM): so...?
MsBHaven*** (07:56:03 PM): do you do stick figure dancing?
Heung*** (07:56:07 PM): no
Heung*** (07:56:12 PM): only that one time
MsBHaven*** (07:57:44 PM): only one....?
MsBHaven*** (07:57:47 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiight
MsBHaven*** (07:57:54 PM): :-D
Heung*** (07:58:00 PM): here's a white guy trying to dance
Heung*** (07:58:04 PM): note his tongue
Heung*** (07:58:14 PM): >-}-P:
MsBHaven*** (07:58:33 PM): heh....?
Heung*** (07:59:01 PM): you've never seen white guys stick out their tongue when they've "got their game on?"
Heung*** (07:59:08 PM): or whatever it's called
MsBHaven*** (07:59:10 PM): oh good lord
MsBHaven*** (07:59:14 PM): i don't look
Heung*** (07:59:17 PM): hahaha
MsBHaven*** (08:06:04 PM): it hurts my eyes
MsBHaven*** (08:06:08 PM): lord how it hurts
MsBHaven*** (08:06:11 PM): save me from this pain
Heung*** (08:06:11 PM): what does?
MsBHaven*** (08:06:13 PM): sorry
MsBHaven*** (08:06:22 PM): Heung*** (07:59:01 PM): you've never seen white guys stick out their tongue when they've "got their game on?"
MsBHaven*** (08:06:31 PM): i was having a flashback
Heung*** (08:06:34 PM): hahahahahaha
MsBHaven*** (08:06:52 PM): it was like i was in highschool again
MsBHaven*** (08:07:10 PM): and those kids that love it when the dj plays that gawddamned Y M C A song
Heung*** (08:07:31 PM): hahaha

R I A A - How?

:sunny

Anyway what's been bothering me is the suing of people. Actually I guess it's more the mystery of the manner of how they are going about it. Like are they going to major ISPs like MSN, AOL, Comcast, Verizon and getting IP addresses and tracking an IP's activities.... sites visited and such. Are they only targeting companies that offer broadband service... DSL, cable, T1 lines...? Or they going through the actual services like Limewire, Morpheus and getting people's IP addresses from there and then going to the ISP company and getting the customer's info?

Kazaa is still in a legal battle with the RIAA ... but Kazaa's privacy statement still protects its users until otherwise - as in not divulging customers IP addresses.

Plus the RIAA made a statement how they are going after people with a substantial amount of files. What's a substantial amount? 1600? 16000? 160000?

Are they sharing any information they collect on these people with other private parties?

Still in the end it's illegal for the RIAA to act as a police entity... and the fact that they were granted subpoena power for civil suits - copyright infringement, loss of revenue - is so friggin illegal and unconstitutional is ridiculous.

So many questions... and no answers.

From Sean who just told me about the Electronic Frontier Foundation page.

The Most Ferocious Cat On The Block

These pictures are of the cat from this post.

CNN Reporters Suck

What the hell....? This idiot asked a bystander he was interviewing, "Were you afraid the elevator was going to crash down?" WTF No but thanks for the thoughts asshole.

LMAO

MsBHaven76 (11:02:04 PM): a lot of votes, huh? how many exactly?
GustisonGirl (11:02:19 PM): enough to win every time....thats all you need to know

:rofl

Mary-Kay

Crap... I have to go to a Mary-Kay Associate thing... do not look at me like that... I do not wear Mary Kay... I like their moisturizer stuff and that's it. Damn!! Selling Mary-Kay does help me with anything I want or need to do.

Giuliani You Are Not

Mayor Michael Bloomberg

I hope everyone is okay... where were you when the lights went out?

The only thing I can think that may top that... where were you when the 89 Quake hit?

Milk & Cookies Date

TV on DVD

Why are they reporting this so late? Geez... let's see "Andromeda", "Alias", "Dark Angel", "Farscape", "Highlander", oh the list goes on and on.... have all been available or will be available on DVD. "Sex & the City," "The Sopranos" .......

"Tracker" has found a new life on the Sci-Fi Channel

She Is Baaaaaack!

Woohoo!!! JAMIEE IS BACK!

Dirrrty

:sunny

Pssh! Southern rap has its own genre in rap... it just does. I would not put Cash Money or Nelly in the same category as Dr Dre or Ice Cube. Uh! That doesn't even sound right.

Ludacris is in seperate category. I like Trina... and DPT... some of things that came out of Florida; 2 Live Crew, 69 Boyz, 95 South were pretty enteratining.

OUTKAST! GOODIE MOBB! KILLER MIKE!!

Pay That!

yes it is time for a photoblog

Huh?

:sunny

Okay... first there were the "Ladybugs," then came "Bend It Like Beckham," and now there's Shaolin Soccer?"

Jessica, did I get all the soccer movies?

Related Link:
Shaolin Soccer - Trailers

Inside BS

I swear that James Lipton is insane. No, really! Just watch an episode of the Inside the Actor's Studio.

I never want to be interviewed... but one day I will. Actually with my luck it'll be Joan Rivers.

EYE CAN C!

I love my eye doctor... maybe he loves me, too. My glasses have been broken for awhile.. for over a month and my left contact had a rip in it. If you're a blind person you know what this means... I'm not supposed to drive without them. That's how bad my eyes are *naughty eyes*.... my eye doctor once said that I should either marry a rich man or get a good paying job for eye surgery. *which i'll be having anyway* Anyway...my eye doctor GAVE me some new lenses today. Yes, I said gave... but regular ol lenses. I hate wearing glasses in public... but I do miss my old Guess frames from oh so long ago. JESSICA - KENNETH COLE FRAMES ARE TOO SMALL FOR MY BIG HEAD.

AND I just found a Farscape webring over on ringsurf... I miss Farscape. I miss Chiana... and Aeryn & John's shippy moments. I even miss Rygel.

Speaking of Ringsurf and rings... I totally agree with Tracy on Yahoo! & Webring's stupidity oh so long ago. Yahoo! does have nice looking offices for its employees but lord the damage they have done to webring. It's a shell of what they once were. Ringsurf is what Webring used to be.

With all these photos I've been posting I need to have a photoblog... and that shitey one that you have to pay to upload more than one picture a day. No thank you.

Geesh

:sad Gregory Hines Dies of Cancer at 57.

Cheetah Girls

I knew Disney Channel wasn't doing anything new! I knew it! Actually they're doing what everyone else doing... turning to books into tv shows, movies... I remember seeing those books on the shelves during my stay at Borders Books & Music Prison. They didn't sell very well.

Lovely Day In the Neighborhood

1) the 4th of July has been here and gone for over a month, but my neighbors have had up their flags long since troops were deported for iraq.
2) the contents of my fridge
3) my dying plant watching "The Musketeers"
4) that's where the pigeons hide out... they're so loud i think they're having sex. do pigeons have sex?
5) mari's just washed sparkling car, those rims are S-H-I-N-E-E!

Team Doll aka Custom Panties

I found the shoes. Yes, they're pink.... and look at the jacket. How perfect would that be if it were black, pink, and white?

Does Adidas do custom stuff?

Even Artichokes Have Hearts

The one movie I saw last year and wished I had seen more than once - Amélie. The cutest lil movie... worth the 7 or 8 bucks I paid, too. That was the best foreign movie I saw last year... it was too late to go see "Brotherhood of the Wolf." BTW the actual region 1 DVD release of BOTW sucks. A friend saw it in the theatre with English subtitles. What the hell is wrong with the DVD... they dubbed it over. That has to be the most distracting thing ever... anyway Mark Dacascos found work after "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven." woowoo!!

Oi!! A Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day?!? OH YAH!! Sean Patrick Flanery & Norman Reedus were both on "Charmed" this past season. It took me awhile to realize that Norman Reedus is that guy in "Blade 2".

Related Links Out:
Amélie aka Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Le Pacte des Loups - which is down at the moment
Boondock Saints - official movie site

Michael Bolton

Whatever happened to this man anyway? How am I supposed to live without him. I think I'll look through my boxes for his cd....maybe I'll find my "No More Michael" cd.

Smart Little Cat...

Our neighbor came over to tell us a story about her dog and our cat. Cats are really smarter then we think. My cat is smarter than yours, I didn't know that for sure until just recently. Spalding has just recently been allowed to go outside. My neighbors put their dog in the backyard at night on a chain. Spalding comes and goes as he sees fit. I don't know where he is at night. I have been known on occasion to be frustrated with the constant barking of their dog. Seems Spalding has been contributing to the delinquency of this dog. My neighbor went out to see what all the fuss was about and found them like this. Spalding sitting just a foot away from the end of the chain and watching the dog come at him. And then if that isn't enough, he doesn't even flinch. Just sits there like a statue watching the dog choke himself. She had to chase him off to get the dog from killing himself trying to get the unattainable. I know Spalding is laughing inside (and truth be told I was laughing when I heard). The more I tell the story the more I realize this little guy is much smarter than we think. Much smarter.

Arrrrr....

Taken from Alicia's blog What's Your Pirate Name?..... well Mine is *drumroll* Iron Ethel Bonney - A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! She must be bad-ass... if she was a woman pirate. Ethel Bonney isn't in my book "Booty: Girl Pirates of the High Seas". So it looks I'll have to look her up...

BTW "Booty" is the bestest book that's come out in the last 2 years on girl pirates. Wait, it's the only book. Unfortunately Sara Lorimer doesn't plan on tackling anymore females in history - she says she's raising her own little pirate. :smile

Oh No She Dinnit!

I'm not allowed to talk politics cause I don't know any better... plus I won't even go into what my party affiliation is but um... Oooh no! Sister girrrl! See if I was Christopher Hitchens or Alec Baldwin sitting on either side of you.. I would smacked your face. Sorry... but um the idea that having gay marriages would weaken the fabric of our society is bullshit. Utter bullshit! :angry

Good grief the things that some people will say.

Woowoo!

Both GameGal AND Ryan have given Knights of the Old Republic great reviews.

Plus Ryan's not even a Star Wars kinda guy, he's more of a Star Trek geek. Damn Trekkies. Though I will admit that I did want go to see Star Trek: Nemesis... *whoa did I just say that* ACK! :blush

Yippie Kie Yay

:sunny

Morning Coffee! Yum!

30 Questions

It was originally 32 questions but it's been edited for a blog entry... originally sent to me in an email from Alicia

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Er urm.. I'm gonna lie... 8.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Toss up between Steven Bochco & Josephine Baker.

3. GOLD OR SILVER?
Silver.

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
RRR.. Arrr Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

5. FAVORITE TV SHOW(s)?
Alias, Charmed, & MI:5

6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Coffee.

7. WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
A police officer that forgot his handcuffs.

8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
No.

9. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Pictures. - http://myth.com

10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Patrice (Pronounced Pah-treese)

11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY?
City.

12. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.

13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Something Factory from Baskin-Robbins

14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
Popcorn is bad but if I must... Salted with lots of REAL butter.

15. FAVORITE COLOR(s)?
Purple, Blue & Black.

16. FAVORITE CAR?
Dream Car: 1969 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia convertible

17. FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Smoked Turkey, Bacon, & Avocado.

18. TRUE LOVE?
No.

19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE?
stupidity... deceptiveness is that a characteristic?

20. FAVORITE FLOWER?
I don't have one, but if some guy brought me flowers I'd bash his head in with them. :blush

21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE?
I have to tell?

22. FIZZY (Like pop) OR WATER AS A DRINK?
FIZZY - MTN DEW!

23. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM ?
White?

24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
3

25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO?
Somewhere in California.

27. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK:
Sunday

28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red if I must... though I prefer Corona.

29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
I don't remember... old age.

30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
The little pink sticker fell off....

Harry Potter Post

:talker That's right I'm talking about Harry here cause I'm too lazy to login under greymatter for my Harry Potter blog... so shoosh!

Anyway... I've been re-reading the Chamber of Secrets... and I mentioned it before how Rowling will mention people once and never again do we hear about them until later. Susan Bones is mentioned rather quickly during the Sorting Ceremony in SS and there she is again in OOTP. Arabella Figg was mentioned in SS and at the end of GOF by Dumbledore... well there she is in OOTP. In COS Mundungus Fletcher is spoken of... and there he is OOTP.

Gilderoy Lockhart mentions Gladys Gudgeon *a fan* in COS and again in Order of the Phoenix. Despite his condition this woman still writes to him. I have a feeling we're gonna end up meeting her in the one of the next two books. Let's see... when Harry goes to The Burrow he hears on the radio something about the "Witching Hour" by the singing sorceress Celestina Warbeck. Perhaps a future celebrity going to Hogwarts... to teach singing? Let's see a Miranda Goshawk the author of the Standard Book of Spells... she could be a guest Professor. She could teach the American Muggle equivalent to an AP class that Hermione will take. Veronica Smethley's is another person mentioned...

Do you see where this going?

Oh yah Percy was reading "Prefects Who Gained Power." I swear that boy is up to no good. He'll be the ruin of himself.

Damn Groove Armada's "Edge Hill" is putting me to sleep .... nighty, night!

Star Wars Kid

Thanks to Rick for this one... :rofl haha

unf unf - http://www.wirehedmag.com

Pretty Honda

For the last time people ... Devon Aoki "Suki" in the movie "2 Fast 2 Furious" drives the pink HONDA S2000. HONDA S2000!! Prelude & an S2000... <sarcasm>Yah it's so easy to get those two mixed up... I do it all the time.</sarcasm>

Those photos are from the Automotive Forums.

All He Needs

When watching my 3 year old cousin Jordan a few weeks ago.... I realized it doesn't take much to make him happy... just give him his pizza on his Spiderman plate while he drinks juice from his Spiderman cup... and then he can play his Spiderman games on on both of his Gameboys. Then once he's done... he can sit in his Spongbob chair and watch his Spongbob DVD.

I gotta say that the way he plays Gameboy is the way I must've played Space Invaders when I was 5.

Potty Tunes

:sunny

Now that Mari has moved back to the Bay Area & Elliott has his own place... there aren't anymore tunes coming from the bathroom we shared. Just the ones I play. Tunes in the bathroom? Yup. Since highschool we have had a radio in our bathroom... so when in the shower one isn't... bored? I dunno us three just liked having tunes.

When Mari was in the shower there would be Jon B, Jagged Edge, & Mariah Carey coming from under the door... when Elliott was in there... there'd be Wu-Tang, Warrior, Bjork... then there was me... I'd have Elastica, Catherine Wheel, Mya, Master P & Bjork as well... but now there's just me. Lately when in the shower you can hear Coldplay's "Parachutes" or the local NPR station.

The bathroom stereo is currently my Badtz Maru stereo... from my old desk at Borders.

So what are your potty tunes?

Beckhams Everywhere

:rain

It's raining in Sacramento in July. It looks like November outside.

Hmm so "Bend It Like Beckham" has now been widely released... I think I'll go see it. Since Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in it maybe I can talk April into going to see it with me. Woo! It's at the good theatre, too!

After watching the David Beckham interview on HBO's Real Sports... they made him seem desperate to be famous here in the US. I really don't think soccer aka football will ever be THAT big here. The only time people really care... is during World Cup time.

Reminisce with me.... it was 2001...

Marrrry Jaaaane!

Whew I just moved a queen sized boxspring down 2 flights of stairs... the house of my youth is not a house... it's a regular workout.

Mary Jane's story! Finally! Marvel's finally getting hip to the game.

The title of entry comes from the Mary Jane Girls... who sang backup for Rick James most notably on "Mary Jane".

Speaking of music what happened to Matt "MUSIC KNOW-ALL" Pinfield's show 120 Minutes?

What happened to Matt Pinfield? :sad I miss that show... and Alternative Nation. What ever happened to AMP? I remember Prodigy's "Firestarter" video there for the first time. Those shows gave me my underground & emerging artists fix. Now there's.... *crickets chirping* um, nothing.

Who said it?

:sunny

"We wage war on France on the morrow."
"Dude that is so gay."

Do you know where that's from?