Happy New Year!

I guess.

Is This On?

new season of 'leverage' tonight! whee!

Halo 2

The last FPS I played religiously was the arcade styled Area 51. Many, many moons ago. I've been playing Halo 2 and so far... okay.

I have Ryan and E-Rock added to my 'friends list.' I don't know if I'll ever be up to E-Rock's greatness especially with the trash talking. I don't know how those other guys even play him after the things he says. Seriously... Halo no mo, sucka. So ys I am just a beginner. Give me a minute.

In other news... wait, there's no other news.

Oh yeah, I'm trying to get two of the girls from work to do a lip-synch video of Mickey Avalon's 'My Dick.' Wish me luck.

Scared Away

How to scare some away... let them think that you like them. As you find them attractive, when they're not. It works.

Iron Man

Currently at the UA theatre waiting for 'Iron Man' to start. Right now there's some promo stuff for the 'Mamma Mia' movie.

Really?

Really?

To the customer that said, 'I like my coffee the way I like women - strong & black.' You're so lucky I wasn't on my A game.

Yes I laughed. More out of embarassment since I had nothing witty to throw back at him.

Damn the sun. It robs me of my powers.

Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Me! I am now, according to MySpace 66 years old. I'm pretty spry for a senior. Whee...!

Oh shit.

There goes my hip.

Anyway, 'Iron Man, next week at 8. Super Ringer doesn't want to hit up the 8 show because there will be and I quote "too many nerds." So, Super Ringer that wouldn't be your DVD set of 'The Flash' would it?

Butterscotch the Hamster

I'm watching L&O:CI and I can hear the hamster in the next room. I swear just the other night I thought Butterscotch (the hamster) was banging on the cage bars to let her out. I was half asleep at the time but it was later, much later that I realized that it's the sound her wheel.

I like the thought of her banging on the bars, squeaking 'Let me out!' It makes for a more interesting story.

Bad Customer

You're going to piss in my drive-thru and then try to steal 3 bucks out of a tip jar? Seriously? Apparently you don't have to worry about me trying to kick your ass, you pansy ass mama's boy. You need to be worried about the customer that saw you. The best part - we were all taking bets that you pissed yourself a second time. Jackass.

So how was everyone else's weekend? Anyone have to keep a customer from breaking another customer's neck?

I need a career change.

I Got Gas!

I just put gas in the truck from Hell. A super low grade at the cheapest price. At this rate 80 bucks to fill up a one tank truck before the summer even starts.

Public transpo never looked so good.