Iron Man

Currently at the UA theatre waiting for 'Iron Man' to start. Right now there's some promo stuff for the 'Mamma Mia' movie.

Really?

Really?

To the customer that said, 'I like my coffee the way I like women - strong & black.' You're so lucky I wasn't on my A game.

Yes I laughed. More out of embarassment since I had nothing witty to throw back at him.

Damn the sun. It robs me of my powers.

Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Me! I am now, according to MySpace 66 years old. I'm pretty spry for a senior. Whee...!

Oh shit.

There goes my hip.

Anyway, 'Iron Man, next week at 8. Super Ringer doesn't want to hit up the 8 show because there will be and I quote "too many nerds." So, Super Ringer that wouldn't be your DVD set of 'The Flash' would it?

Butterscotch the Hamster

I'm watching L&O:CI and I can hear the hamster in the next room. I swear just the other night I thought Butterscotch (the hamster) was banging on the cage bars to let her out. I was half asleep at the time but it was later, much later that I realized that it's the sound her wheel.

I like the thought of her banging on the bars, squeaking 'Let me out!' It makes for a more interesting story.

Bad Customer

You're going to piss in my drive-thru and then try to steal 3 bucks out of a tip jar? Seriously? Apparently you don't have to worry about me trying to kick your ass, you pansy ass mama's boy. You need to be worried about the customer that saw you. The best part - we were all taking bets that you pissed yourself a second time. Jackass.

So how was everyone else's weekend? Anyone have to keep a customer from breaking another customer's neck?

I need a career change.

I Got Gas!

I just put gas in the truck from Hell. A super low grade at the cheapest price. At this rate 80 bucks to fill up a one tank truck before the summer even starts.

Public transpo never looked so good.

To PenguinMafia138P13

He never saw that trip mine coming.

I think I am now a convert.

The Slow and Not-so Angry

So I'm here at UA to see 'Stop Loss' trying to destress myself and before I even made it into the theatre room I see The and The Furious arcade style game. So the Nissan 3-fiddy as an automatic. What in hell was I thinking?

Movie starting.

Seriously what was I thinking?

PS - Gabriella laughed at me.

Our trailers: The Ruins, The Son of Rambow, Street Kings, Bangkok Dangerous (what's wrong with Cage's hair), and Red Belt.

Halo? Perhaps.

H-Rock's fiance E-Rock plays Halo. Like a lot. He's addicted like crazy. He reads the books. He even had the Master Chief in their Chrismakkuh Tree. Apparently E-Rock's score/rank is 44. Since I know not the ways of Halo, D-Boy says this is "pretty good." I'm assuming this is impressive. So E-Rock is trying to sway me in the ways of Halo and methinks he may have made a believer of me. Seriously... me whooping that ass. I can't wait.

Since I'm staying with them for 2 weeks E-Rock thinks he's going to have me start with Halo 3.

Here goes nothing, bitches.

PS - E-Rock just reminded me that the Master Chief has been deployed to Iraq to watch over his friend Omar & the rest of the Marine Corp.

DTMF

Decaf That Mother Fucker!

Seriously, don't piss off your coffee person. You'll regret it all day.